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It has ten suggestions. One of them is "Why not cum into a piece of fruit, e. I was discussing this with my friend and our idea of how to fuck a watermelon is different.

My idea: 1. Get an auger. Drill a pmann dick sized hole thus the auger into the watermelon this is a huge melon.

Fuck melon for minutes. Cum into melon. My friend's idea: 1. Cut watermelon in half. Fuck watermelon for an unknown period of time.

I never even thought about it that way. My fucking experience has always been some kind of hole shaped object- a vagina, a sex toy, my hand, a vacuum, etc.

I never fathomed the idea of just fucking it, willy nilly. So, enlighten me. How would you fuck a watermelon? My way? My friend's way?

Or do you have a more clever way to fuck it? JerseyJade is offline. Originally Posted by Lord Pmann. I did the best I could with what I had.

If I had better, I could have done better. When you lose, say little. When you win, say less. There is just enough religion in the world to make people hate one another, but not enough to make them love one another.

Originally Posted by JerseyJade. Not trying to change the subject or anything, but One: You need to find better friends that what you have. Just don't let it have anything to do with watermelons!

Originally Posted by kurrginatorX. My friend is the best. I do have a hobby. I harvest watermelons.

I'm going to watch that after work. Hornblende is offline. Justadesperatewifeandmom is offline. I did not find this comedian on my watermelon video search last week, so yet again, for a second week in a row, I am sitting at my desk, cackling at watermelon fucking.

I had never once given this a moment of thought until last Wednesday, when it became my weird random google search for the day.

I have still given no thought to how I would fuck a watermelon, but I did learn some things in reference to men fucking watermelons, any melons, or really any fruit that you might consider adding to your steps.

While it may be comedy gold, it is probably not comfortable to discover an allergy to the fruit after the fruit fucking has occurred.

Coconutters seemed to have the highest rate of allergic reports but some with pollen allergies did learn watermelon fucking was really not a good idea.

Apparently, it can not, then while waiting for x-rays you must explain how you dropped a watermelon on your foot. Again, comedy gold to me, but maybe not for the fruit fucker.

Probably best to come up with a story before hand, in case an accident should occur. If something goes horribly awry, the better the documentation, the more hilarious it is when posted on the internet.

I sure hope we're not talking about baby watermelons being fucked here. Originally Posted by lovetopleasewomen. Your friend sounds amazing.

Miles Long is offline. Probably a better question is how wouldn't I fuck a watermelon! Originally Posted by Miles Long. Make it feel like it was going to a picnic where it would be loved.

Just cut a hole that is slightly smaller than your junk so there is friction. NOTE: Also ignore bitches like samanthamayxo, comments like hers that try to shame males for natural sexual desires when she herself has probably a dossier of sex toys is a cunt thing to do.

Especially when she is 26 and has the them easily available to her at every possible place, and can get off on anything that vibrates. Those assholes don't get how hard it is for a male especially a young one who doesn't have the availability to easily get sexual gratification as they do.

I can't write it but I think you'll want to read it. Horny-teen Xper 4. How can you have intercourse with a watermelon what do you put it in the microwave for a min and cut a hole and pump in and out?

How I want to try and don't report me because I'm doing it any way I might as well do it right and safe I only thought I'd ask for some advice or tips or alternatives?

Share Facebook. Sex with a watermelon as a guy how do you do that? Add Opinion. I've seen a guy fuck a snowman so I'm sure watermelon can't be that hard.

Basically drill a hole not too big or else it'll be pointless. Just use your hand or buy a fleshlight. Ask your parents for a debit card and buy it online.

Lmao WOW. Have fun with that watermelon it totally wants the d. Show All Show Less. Ok I don't fuck fruit any way. Son if you need to get off so desperately, why don't you search the web for "how to make a fake vagina".

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Just don't let it have anything to do with watermelons! Originally Posted by kurrginatorX. My friend is the best. I do have a hobby. I harvest watermelons.

I'm going to watch that after work. Hornblende is offline. Justadesperatewifeandmom is offline.

I did not find this comedian on my watermelon video search last week, so yet again, for a second week in a row, I am sitting at my desk, cackling at watermelon fucking.

I had never once given this a moment of thought until last Wednesday, when it became my weird random google search for the day.

I have still given no thought to how I would fuck a watermelon, but I did learn some things in reference to men fucking watermelons, any melons, or really any fruit that you might consider adding to your steps.

While it may be comedy gold, it is probably not comfortable to discover an allergy to the fruit after the fruit fucking has occurred.

Coconutters seemed to have the highest rate of allergic reports but some with pollen allergies did learn watermelon fucking was really not a good idea.

Apparently, it can not, then while waiting for x-rays you must explain how you dropped a watermelon on your foot.

Again, comedy gold to me, but maybe not for the fruit fucker. Probably best to come up with a story before hand, in case an accident should occur.

If something goes horribly awry, the better the documentation, the more hilarious it is when posted on the internet. I sure hope we're not talking about baby watermelons being fucked here.

Originally Posted by lovetopleasewomen. Your friend sounds amazing. Miles Long is offline. Probably a better question is how wouldn't I fuck a watermelon!

Originally Posted by Miles Long. Make it feel like it was going to a picnic where it would be loved. Then leave it in the car to rot. Fucked it over.

It's depression will never subside. Airka4real is offline. Originally Posted by mrppv. Not looking for hookups. Just here for fun.

Then it becomes foreplay. Just as I expected. Rainshine is offline. Sh75 is offline. Id be concerned about attracting ants. I think is was posted on the confession thread.

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